Special Child

2004-10-08T17:08:00.000+10:00

Well, I feel like writing a story. How about that one that was thought up during a lunch time or recess? Frank the fasionable fertilizer man was in quiet a good mood one day after foiling his fertilizer rival La' nimal Man'our 's evil plan. You see, Frank the fasionable fertilizer man only deals in pure, aged dung for his prime fertilizer; and La'nimal Man'our sent his evil minion Les' Dingle

2004-03-03T16:50:00.000+10:00

Hi... TESTS!!!! You are a Bard, a member of the musically andpoetically elite society in Ancient Ireland.You soothe the people's need for creativitywith your songs and stories. What Job Would You Have In 100B.C.? brought to you by Quizilla I'm the limerick, mired in muck.I refuse to be bored or get stuck. I like to offend, But not, in the end,As much as to thwart expectations. What

2003-12-06T20:40:00.000+10:00

Hello all... after over four months of absence i have decided to darken the virtual walls of blogger.com by finally posting. Now i can't think of anything to bitch about but it has been so long since the "daily bitch" that i must delve into the depths of all my bitchiness and try to find something worthy to complain about. *sits in armchair, behind desk, puts on glasses, takes out bulky book ,

2003-07-26T15:16:00.001+10:00

Hello fellow humans,and non-humans, fictional characters and everyone else who doesn't fit into those catagorys. I decided that i will update my blog, *dadadada music comes from somewhere*, you know i just realised that in my previous posts I swore.... alot! I am a sad case, a very sad case, not that i didn't know that already. hmmm. I don't know what to bitch about so we will have to wait for

2003-07-26T15:16:00.000+10:00

Hello fellow humans,and non-humans, fictional characters and everyone else who doesn't fit into those catagorys. I decieded that i will update my blog, *dadadada music comes from somewhere*, you know i just realised that in my previous posts I swore.... alot! I am a sad case, a very sad case, not that i didn't know that already. hmmm. I don't know what to bitch about so we will have to wait for

2003-05-03T19:48:00.000+10:00

hi...tests!!!! I'm an Atheist!Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You?Take More of Robert & Tim's QuizzesWatch Robert & Tim's Cartoons as to be expected grr the other bloody test decided to not give me my result and when i went back it wiped all of my answers..grr.....remind me to kill them

2003-04-24T19:41:00.000+10:00

Hello! at this present time i am listening to "bring me to life" by Evanescence...i love that song *grins*. Now I am going to bless you all with "The Daily Bitch" *sits in armchair, behind desk, puts on glasses, takes out bulky book ,opens it acting all exsecutive-like and puts on a pathetic excuse for a pommy accent* I am really pissed off because songs take forever to download on my comp eg. (

2003-04-23T20:06:00.000+10:00

Hi!!!!!

2003-04-04T21:58:00.000+10:00

TESTS!!! Your a lazy slob. You'll die alone at home, whenyour heart either explodes, or you shift yourweight, and your own fat crushes you. It'll beat least a week before someone realizes yourdead, when your rotting carcass leaves alasting stench throughout the neighborhood.They will inevitably have to wade through wavesof rotting flesh. How will you die? brought to you by Quizilla WOW!!! *is

2003-04-04T18:51:00.000+10:00

Hello everyone.Did you miss me? doubt you did, but I just thought that i'd ask. i have no idea wot to talk aboput so bye bye!!!

2003-03-28T19:50:00.000+10:00

oooo!!!!!..i didn't know that it worked. Oh well, it does now. So i need to bitch about something..ummmmm....maybe i should do some quizzes! nah! Yeah the daily bitch *sits in armchair, behind desk, puts on glasses, takes out bulky book ,opens it acting all exsecutive-like and puts on a pathetic excuse for a pommy accent* Oh!!!...i am sooo pissed off at the school for having sports day on

2003-03-27T19:55:00.000+10:00

Well, since Kirsten's not keeping you all entertained, blog pixies Osiris is here to do the work instead! *audience cheers* Thank you, thank you. Now, for tonights entertainment, we have the fabulous tapdacing frogs! audience claps, the lights dim, the music begins frogs: *come on, all brandishing black canes and top hats. They begin to tapdance* audience: Whoooo! frogs: Get mad at being

2003-03-18T20:17:00.000+10:00

hi hi..having problems

2003-03-18T19:58:00.000+10:00

stupid blogger not working

2003-03-14T20:40:00.000+10:00

Just like to send messages to little kylie and jessies brains saying......WOT THE F'N HECK R U DOING USING MY BLOG AS A CONVERSATION THINGY MAGIGGY....not that i mind of course i just need some relief....neways TESTS!!!!! You are Mary Bell. At the ripe old age of 10 youstrangled a neighbor boy, afterwhich you carvedyour initals into his skin. At his funreal youlaughed. Your next victim was a 3

2003-03-12T19:50:00.000+10:00

To Blog pixie Jay-chan. it's okay! the overlapping was really getting to me. It was sending little messages to my brain saying 'must fix...must fix or go insane!' so i just did what my brain told me! ^^ *Takes the Ken plushie* Thank you jay-chan! Oh, maybe we should post these sorts of things on our joint blog instead of this one...>< Yeah. Signing out! ~Osiris

2003-03-12T17:24:00.000+10:00

Wha hay! Blog Pixie Jay-chan would like to thank Blog Pixie Osiris for fixing the damn over lapping text problem and present her with this gift!*Hand Osiris a little Ken plushie* Everybody loves Ken! This is Jay-chan signing out! Ja! *Bounces my way out to Simon and Garfunkle, "The Rock"*

2003-03-12T15:42:00.000+10:00

Hello .... the one and only "Special Child" is here!!! REJOICE!!!...i must first thank the magnificent blog pixies from the "Blog pixies accosiation" for making my dull (think hair adds) damaged blog into one that is full of volume and life with amazing colour that doesn't fade!!!...sorry ...i didn't realize....*changes topic, coughs, regains posture and starts*....i will like to commence with

2003-03-11T19:40:00.000+10:00

Well, the layout's all fixed now...hopefully...*crosses fingures* Now Skunko you'd better get off your arse and actaully -look- at all the hard work we've done for you! *shakes fist in a threatening manner* errm...yes....That's all! signing out! ~Osiris

2003-03-09T15:56:00.000+10:00

*Harry Potter theme song plays* Jay: Ta da~! Didn't we tell you we'd do one! And here it is! Preeesenting, 'Special Child' ver:2.0- 'Potterific'! ^^ Osiris: *Is searching around for the sorce of the Potter Theme* Shi-ne Potter Theme! Jay: ^^; Yeah... Anyway! I realise that this layout if very, very green and green is more a Slytherin color... Osiris: But green looks good! Green's a nice color!

2003-03-09T15:47:00.000+10:00

Does it work? -J-chan

2003-03-09T00:01:00.000+10:00

A note from Skunk's blog pixies- After much carful thought and consideration, we at the blog pixie's assosiation have decided it was high time to change this blogs name, the main reason being the old one was TO DAMNED LONG! *regains composuer* this blog shall also be reciveving a new layout courtosy of Blog pixie's assosiation. Thank you for your cooperation. - Osiris & Jay-chan

2003-03-01T15:25:00.000+10:00

i just realised that i havn't actually updated the "daily bitch" for.....174 days!!!!!!....so i thought i was long overdue for another...ok then.......* sits in armchair, behind desk, puts on glasses, takes out bulky book and opens it acting all exsecutive-like* ok then...*puts on pommy accent*..know you may think that i would have lots to bitch about after those 174 days but!!!...you would be

2003-03-01T14:37:00.000+10:00

Hi everyone who can be bothered visiting my un-interesting, hardley ever updated blog which anyone in there right mind would never visit in the first place *breath!!, followed by a few coughs* hi everyone!!!...i have done my english sonnet last night!!!...yipeeeeeee!!!!...it sucks so incredably bad but like i care. hmm..now all i have to do is my science.....shit!..oh well...maybe i might do

2003-01-02T20:51:00.000+10:00

a... DO YOU PERSONIFY DARKNESS OR LIGHT? brought to you by Quizilla Oh ok ....hmmm....actually im not surprised Addicted: are you addicted to quizzes? brought to you by Quizilla he?...umm....does that mean im addicted or not???...i dunno...they use words i can't understand...*sulks*...damn quizzes !*What should your trademark phrase be?*! brought to you by Quizilla wot this womble

2003-01-02T20:08:00.000+10:00

What female stereotype of Final Fantasy(ps) are you? brought to you by Quizilla oh ...ok then.....im that bad...wow what kind of junkie are you? i wouldn't have thopught so but hey.... im not the one to complain You're not punk. You know you're not punk. You don't listen to punk music. You don't wear punk outfits. You don't care about politics. Why did you take this test?? Whats Yer

2002-12-14T12:32:00.000+10:00

and even more tests YAY!!!!!!....hey by the way i have to go to a wedding today....AHHHHHH!!!!!!!.....and wear a dres!!!....ewwwww!!!...and even though i have to wear one for school this is totally different...really it is....anyway just felt like complaining....... which stereotype are you? OMG....THAT HAS TO BE THE MOST.......WRONG!!!!!...RESULT I THINK I HAVE EVER GOTTON ON A TEST....I

2002-12-09T15:05:00.000+10:00

OOOOOOOO!!!!!...yeah the hiolidays.....heheheh....tests...heheheh!!!>........so.....here i go........ Which character of Weiss Kreuz are you? brought to you by Quizilla OH!!!!!...i wanted to be farfie I'm the Anti-Ken! I love my manga and anime, and I'll scream if someone tells me to stop writing that fanfic and get out more. mmmmmmmmm...ok.... Which Utena couple are you? brought to

2002-12-04T17:07:00.000+10:00

I am MUSIC Madonna // find out what Madonna you are here. By Carly @ x-girl.co.uk

2002-12-02T19:44:00.000+10:00

*hand to head* Gods...Kirsten's an idiot. Yes, this is Osiris again. I seem to be posting here on the second of every month...i shall make it a tradition *write in notebook* I'm just writing here in an attempt to remind Kirsten that she shouldn't use slang like ppl, 2,4 and wot. It makes it very difficult to read this blog. Not to mention the grammer. Oh, and Kirsten? They didn't have loony bins

2002-12-02T15:58:00.000+10:00

Hello it is me... kirsten!!!... muhahahahahah!!!...newayz I decided that i will write something for a change...coz i feel like writing...and no one added anymore quizzes to their pages so i can't steal any .. but that is beside the point ..... *ancient egyptian ppl look at kirsten strangly and use magic to transport her to the Roman collosium place...in the actuall ring with lions and stuff*....

2002-11-27T20:48:00.000+10:00

BLUE You give your love and friendship unconditionaly. You enjoy long, thoughful conversations rich in philosophy and spirituality. You are very loyal and intuitive. Find out your color at Stvlive.com! how is that possible... comversation... i can't keep on a conversation worth listening 2 if it exceeds 2 sylables.... and philosophy??????....spirituality aswell???.... and the word

2002-11-20T15:04:00.000+10:00

Hi again... soz i don't really feel like writing so... MORE TESTS!!!!! yeah!!! What Sort of Romantic Are You? brought to you by Quizilla As i have said before these quizzy thingys don't work...... really they don't... they don't ok!!@!???!!!... stop looking at me.... don't look at me... don't look at me!!!!!!!! How seme are you? brought to you by Quizilla hey!!!... they got the nazi

2002-11-19T15:01:00.000+10:00

What's YOUR Writing Style? brought to you by Quizilla yeah!!!!!!..wow... What Type Of Retro Gal Are You? brought to you by Quizilla ewwwwww!!!!... OMG.. dat is gross..... god!!... I... even have more dignaty What annoying Celebrity would you most likely wanna kill? brought to you by Quizilla Hey!!!!... but i like Arvil Lavigne....her songs r good....maybe i have secret longings that i

2002-11-14T15:11:00.000+10:00

What Manga Art fits you? brought to you by Quizilla really?...... What Do You Wear to Bed? Brought to you by Faytrial as suspected What fairy tale cliche are you? brought to you by Quizilla am i always getting the evil ones?

2002-11-14T14:58:00.000+10:00

Hello this is me.....kirsten that is.... anywaz i m just here in the computer room board out of my wits... so i decided i'd bore you....*all the animals in the south of france run off 2 find dell*... hmpf..... figures... so ... lets see... time for the daily bitch.......well actually today was quite good.... first off i had something.. ummm.... of yes i had geog... we had to listen to the ork

2002-11-08T20:47:00.000+10:00

hehehe quizes..... How can I label you? brought to you by Quizilla yeah sure i like her music .... but no... i do not wat 2 be Avril Lavigne What sexy girl are you brought to you by Quizilla yeah!... i wish Which Personality Disorder Do You Have? brought to you by Quizilla awwww!!!... schucks...*blushes* What box do you get put in? brought to you by Quizilla CLASSICAL MUSIC!!!!!....

2002-11-08T15:07:00.000+10:00

Hi everyone!!!!! *hears strange sound and a stampede of the random ppl and HP characters that i rounded up rush out of the auditorium*.....HEY!!!!!!... were are you going!!!..... hn... oh well....*transports herself to a forrest in the South of France and talks to the random animals ... they'll listen to me...anyway. Today was the worst day.... First we had geog.. that'el bore the pants off any

2002-11-02T20:16:00.000+10:00

*smirks* Greetings all. As you might have guessed, this is -not- Kirsten speaking. *nobody is suprised* I shall be dropping in from time to time, I suppose i'm Kirsten's blog fixer of sorts. Of course, that's only because she lacks the brains to do web pages (or blog layouts) herself. So farewell, until we meet again. -OSiRiS-

2002-11-02T19:15:00.000+10:00

HI!!!!!! I shall give u an update that is revolved round my pathetis exsistance. Well today I slept in!!!... wow... I read a bit of something that i have no idea of wot it is......so0me book i got 4 my b-day. Irritated my sisters bout the tickets im gunna use 2 c HP 4rom jessi 'n Meneka and hmmmmmm..... watched alot of T.V... including watchin the movie Witches on the disney channel... gotta luv

2002-10-29T16:15:00.000+10:00

Hi everyonhe.... i am here!!!!! *spreads arms out wide expecting applaus, ppl in audience once again sleep on*... hey!!!* pulls out a .50 caliber Browning M2 machine gun and blows them all 2 smitheriens* Ha! that should teach them!!! *ghosts fly out of the mutilated corpses and they sit back onto their chairs fast asleep* WHAT!!!!!....RRRRR!!!!!...*hyperventalates*.... *thinks of HP and

2002-10-18T21:07:00.000+10:00

hi stole more quizzes off jessies page... their so much fun!!!.. so here they r What Obscure Animal are you? "cracks up laughing".... dat is the most stupid un-accurate test i have ever taken...... it couldn't be more wrong...*rolls on floor in tears and in stiches*.... hahahahhahahaha!!!! What Was Your PastLife? a jester...i'm the most un-witty person in this universe Take the

2002-10-09T18:33:00.000+10:00

Hello fellow earthlings!!!......and honorary,adopted,not-quite-right,special and non-earthlings, Oh dear!!!!... "A whole new world" is playing on my comp....*shrivles* so ... hmmm.. wot to blab about?... I have no idea...ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Oh!.. I know.. lets do some quizzy things!!! width="300" height="200" border="0"> - Which Legolas are You? -

2002-09-07T12:33:00.000+10:00

Well look at you. Not much you can say against a giant, evil eyeball who very nearly took over Middle-Earth. Advice: Don't underestimate the little furry guys. OMG!!!.. i got the same as jessi... bad.. .oh! bad thing You enclose your victims in a coffine lined with spikes, piercing choice places like the eyes, liver and kidneys. Ouch.

2002-09-05T15:56:00.000+10:00

Hello again, I havn't writtin in my blog 4 like?.....5 days.... arn't i evil..*audience moans*... ok fine then...so.... I am @ skool in the computer room being board...i have nothing 2 do... absolutly nothing.... i am soooo happy... oh!... yes i am...i am extatic...i can't spell... right... i have nothing 2 say except bye... coz all the things i have to say i have already said

2002-08-27T17:25:00.000+10:00

Hello.... this is...(according 2 Kylie).. le pew! So wot 2 ramble about?..ummm... ok ... we watched a movie in History yesterday and the music in the backround sounded like...i can't say it... its against my religion. Speaking about Religion...i HATE...i absolutly loath....RE..It (Religion)has to b the most borring,pointlessthing I can think of (thats not saying much). THAT! (Religion) has 2 b

2002-08-24T21:23:00.000+10:00

Here are some tests i stole 4rom jessies blog Take the Serial Killer Test Now!! jease...i didn't know i was that sadistic......*shivers*....well....if dat is really me...no one can blame me 4 murdering my sisters.....if ppl saw how evil they were no court would convict me....*grins*... this will b good....oops!!!... did u... did i.... damn i wrote it down...u didn't hear dat.. really u didn't

2002-08-24T20:27:00.000+10:00

Hello fellow humans.... yes this is Kirsten... *bows*... *looks grim* ... i have some sad news..... i have nothing 2 bitch about!!! *wails 4 1 sec*... ok then... today was the most borring day..this is my uneventful day: 1. I woke up....yipee *unenthusiasticly* 2.got my fat ass of my bunk-bed...(by the way this is a HUGE!!! accomplishment) 3.made myself some (and caitlin) some boiled eggs and

2002-08-20T19:28:00.000+10:00

Hello again.... now I am very very sorry about this but it is a emergancy.... i must start " the daily bitch"....* quickly sits behind desk, put on glasses, grabs big bulky book etc.*.. ok now...* clears throught then coughs in a cant stop coughing and looses breath, then falls off chair*... damn i thought i grew out of that......neways.. ok .... the geog teacher (i have that i completely loath

2002-08-19T20:29:00.000+10:00

Hello it is me again!!!!....* sits in armchair, behind desk, puts on glasses, takes out bulky book and opens it acting all exsecutive-like*...... tis time 4 "the daily bitch".... now first of all I have a german assignment due tomorrow that the teacher gave 2 us last thing on friday and she thinks she gave us plenty of time.....*grumbles*... i should set random HP ( harry potter) characters on

2002-08-18T22:14:00.000+10:00

ok.... *sigh*... my bloG ISNT WORKING!!!!!!!!!.......*grumbles*.. oh well!!!....it is all ok..*goes all calm, yet scarily insane-like*.. it is not the end of the world..*hypervenalates*.....it si all 4 the BEST!!!!! *goes all insane and shakes computer*.....kirsten... stay cool, calm and collected.... *calms down... ok then... ciao!!

2002-08-18T21:52:00.000+10:00

Hello!!!!... human race.. it is me!!!!!... potter_priestess!!!!... *world sleeps on*... new u'd b happy 2 c me!!!.. bye bye